Object #: 004.

Object Class: Friendly

Special Containment Procedures:

TF2-004 should not be contained.


TF2-004 is a species of sentient sandviches, with wings.

TF2-004 cannot be eaten, as it breaks the victim's teeth, and if swallowed, eats the insides of the subject. TF2-004s act much like domestic house birds, and show affection for humans. TF2-004 is allowed to fly around the facility, and staff are allowed to adopt specimens as it boosts morale.

TF2-004 subjects procreate by creating a nest made from their own cheese and laying eggs inside.

Discovery Log

TF2-004 was retrieved by Agent Bob when he found it flying around a nest made of Velveeta cheese.